Your Friendly Uncle

alexanderkrizak:

Okay, this keeps popping up on my dash, and I need to know: is this from the Wolverine prequel movie? I always heard that it was terrible, but if it had this scene in it, this alone would be worth watching it.

It does look like a scene from the Wolverine prequel film. Couldn’t tell you for sure, though, because after I saw the film I came home and poured bleach into my skull until I forgot everything about it because the movie was that bad.

If you want a cool scene with Wolverine being a smartass do yourself a favor and watch First Class again. Origins was godawful.

vastderp:

turtlemoose19:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

apply cold water to the burn area

^

aint no topping that one…

vastderp:

turtlemoose19:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

apply cold water to the burn area

^

aint no topping that one…
… oh god damn it, I’m gonna have to write this crossover now too, aren’t I?
…
…he’s so pretty…

… oh god damn it, I’m gonna have to write this crossover now too, aren’t I?

…he’s so pretty…

Hey, can someone do a webcomic.

Where there is a male character who wants to have sex with a woman.

And it is not interpreted exclusively as creepy, toolish, or pathetic?

Can we have a guy who likes women and wants to sleep with one and this be portrayed as a natural thing that happens and not demonized?

Can we do that internet?

God damn.

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

ohhicas:

biorobo:

“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.”

….:(

“Police in Lexington, North Carolina, arrived at the scene of a single-car accident and immediately arrested the three occupants.”

…..

“The Russian cultural attache’s black bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of M19’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.”

That doesn’t bode well at all.

madmaxcomics:

and then a new race of super powered unicorns was born.

… what am I reading.

madmaxcomics:

and then a new race of super powered unicorns was born.

… what am I reading.

Me: “Woohoo! Three day weekend! I’m finally going to have time to do stuff!”

Friends and family: “WE ARE HERE TO CONSUME ALL OF YOUR TIME.”

Me: “That is terribly inconvenient but saying so will make me look like a dick so I suppose I have to put up with this. Maybe if I wait until everyone leaves I can-“

Three in the morning: “‘sup?”

Me: “Damnit.”

joannaestep:

juliedillon:

ugh, goddamn it, what am I doing, I have real work to to do. X(
Spoilers for the avengers movie. :p 
(pose referenced somewhat from a screenshot :p)

JULIE THIS IS AMAZING, oh my god the subtle gradient on their legs, and how it makes everything so quiet, ahhh.

My feels. o_o

joannaestep:

juliedillon:

ugh, goddamn it, what am I doing, I have real work to to do. X(

Spoilers for the avengers movie. :p 

(pose referenced somewhat from a screenshot :p)

JULIE THIS IS AMAZING, oh my god the subtle gradient on their legs, and how it makes everything so quiet, ahhh.

My feels. o_o

filthy-squid:

THIS IS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE GOING THROUGH DEEP SHIT SO I CAN JUST HUG MY LAPTOP AND PRETEND IT’S YOU GUYS ‘CAUSE I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND HATE IT WHEN YOU’RE UNHAPPY I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU ALL SMILE AND FEEL BETTER SHBJVFNEFDSJKNWEMFSDJKEWMSFNDJK I JUST LOVE ALL OF YOU OK YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE CHRIST JUST WEEEHHHHHH STOP BEING SAD 
YOU 
DICKBUTTS 
<3

filthy-squid:

THIS IS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE GOING THROUGH DEEP SHIT SO I CAN JUST HUG MY LAPTOP AND PRETEND IT’S YOU GUYS ‘CAUSE I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND HATE IT WHEN YOU’RE UNHAPPY I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU ALL SMILE AND FEEL BETTER SHBJVFNEFDSJKNWEMFSDJKEWMSFNDJK I JUST LOVE ALL OF YOU OK YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE CHRIST JUST WEEEHHHHHH STOP BEING SAD 

YOU 

DICKBUTTS 

<3

zachmorriscartoonart:

vronboy:

saphazure:

trixie-and-solar:

kamen-rider-equine:

thenewfirebender:

Optimus Prime is a brony, shit just got real

Looks like Brony-ism isn’t exclusive to humans.

Optimus Prime is a brony, So the anti-Bronies are now with the Decpecons!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I can’t-
Hey Slug look suddenly Transformers looks cool

I&#8217;d be a lot more excited about it if that wasn&#8217;t Bayformimus Prime.
Because you know he just wants the ponies&#8217; faces.
For his collection.
&#8230; can you believe they&#8217;re making another one of those movies? I mean seriously? There is no god. Do you hear me? No. God.

zachmorriscartoonart:

vronboy:

saphazure:

trixie-and-solar:

kamen-rider-equine:

thenewfirebender:

Optimus Prime is a brony, shit just got real

Looks like Brony-ism isn’t exclusive to humans.

Optimus Prime is a brony, So the anti-Bronies are now with the Decpecons!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I can’t-

Hey Slug look suddenly Transformers looks cool

I’d be a lot more excited about it if that wasn’t Bayformimus Prime.

Because you know he just wants the ponies’ faces.

For his collection.

… can you believe they’re making another one of those movies? I mean seriously? There is no god. Do you hear me? No. God.