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robotlyra:

Swans on the Common. They’re nesting and guarding a clutch, but those eggs won’t hatch… because both of them are female.

Our swans have a Boston Marriage.

Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule. - Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
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tamerobot:

flatbear:

carterson-the-mortal:

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEE

HOLY DANG I KNOW WHAT I’M PLAYING AT WORK ALL DAY.

o_________o

I would slay dragons to this.

danshive:

There are some How To Train Your Dragon 2 SPOILERS in this video, but ye gods. The 3D rendering technology they used to make the movie is just… YE GODS. It might not look that impressive to someone who’s never tried to work with 3D rendered character models, but trust me on this. This is just incredible.

bryankonietzko:

jelee-:

i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on

Stellar fan art based on Joaquim Dos Santos’ “Old Friends” poster.

But you know, aside from Korra being a BAMF, the thing I love the most about the new series? Is the ways we find out the Gaang changed but always stayed the same. They grew up, they had families, they grew into new responsibilities, but they stayed the same people. When we see Toph years later she’s still a badass and still cracking wise and not giving a god damn. Zuko is still awkward in social situations eighty years later. Sokka still talks about his boomerang gratuitously. Katara is still the team mom (maybe now more like the team grandma). Aang went back and taught at least one of his kids how to ride giant fish.
I will always love the writing in this series, no matter how many times Mako puts his big stupid foot in his big stupid mouth.

bryankonietzko:

jelee-:

i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on

Stellar fan art based on Joaquim Dos Santos’ “Old Friends” poster.


But you know, aside from Korra being a BAMF, the thing I love the most about the new series? Is the ways we find out the Gaang changed but always stayed the same. They grew up, they had families, they grew into new responsibilities, but they stayed the same people. When we see Toph years later she’s still a badass and still cracking wise and not giving a god damn. Zuko is still awkward in social situations eighty years later. Sokka still talks about his boomerang gratuitously. Katara is still the team mom (maybe now more like the team grandma). Aang went back and taught at least one of his kids how to ride giant fish.

I will always love the writing in this series, no matter how many times Mako puts his big stupid foot in his big stupid mouth.

Man, I don’t know why I even bothered going to Wal-Mart, Big Lots is almost as good, even cheaper, and I don’t feel as much like I’m contributing to the slow downwards spiral of western civilization.

That being said, how is it impossible to find a frying pan with a lid? You can’t do that. You have to get the frying pan and then buy some other dish with a lid of the right approximate size and hope it works. So I bought a dutch oven.

It’s okay, you can laugh.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

slbtumblng:

Plotless my ass

Yes good.

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

Tumblr: Daily reminder that you’re a despicable piece of shit!

Hey. Hey Tumblr.

Tumblr: … don’t you fucking dare…

You know what, you’re right, I’m sorry.

Tumblr: That’s better you piece of trash, check your privilege.

Look, I’ll make it up to you, you can have another hour in the ball pit.

Tumblr: FUCK YOU.

Muahahahahahahahahaha.

So I’m actually getting some use out of my dishwasher, which is odd to me because I usually just use paper plates, but I actually needed to be able to make my own food, and I needed dishes for that, so I bought some, and I’ve seen what goes on in the back at Wal-Mart, so I am washing them before I use any of them.

I love run on sentences.

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