Your Friendly Uncle

stayuptoseethedawn:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better

amondra:

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:














Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

amondra:

zilliah:

monsterboyfriends:

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Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it.
MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

kiapurity:

outofcontextdnd:

DM: - Did you consider the burst radius and the size of the room you are in?

(Immediately after the group’s mage cast a fireball spell that the rest of the party had failed their saving throws against)

Who the hell calculates for that?

… you cast area of effect spells without first figuring out if your party members are in the area of effect?

What kind of spellcaster are you?

Magic Swords

outofcontextdnd:

Jal: “Wow, this sword is kinda cool…you say you want something and somebody gets it for you. Who wants to get me a coke?”
*silence, until someone gets up and goes back to get a coke*
Jal: “It works!”
Other: “There’s only diet.”
Jal: *to sword* “DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FALSE HOPES!!!”

Our party pauses to discuss our methods and gain perspective

outofcontextdnd:

Paladin: Well, our tactics aren’t well thought out, we’re not the best at fighting.

Cleric: What are you talking about? We’ve been in about fifty fights and we’ve won every single one. Technically, we’re great at fighting!

meandmy69cats:

thecheshirekitteh:

what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….

meandmy69cats:

thecheshirekitteh:

what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….

GET. SHREK’D. YOU DRAGONIC HAMSTER BASKET.
our Orc Rander upon delivering the killing blow to the Dragon our party was facing (via outofcontextdnd)
korranation:

We couldn’t wait any longer, the very first clip from Book 4 is HERE!!!
PS: You’re all amazing

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

korranation:

We couldn’t wait any longer, the very first clip from Book 4 is HERE!!!

PS: You’re all amazing

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

snaxattacks:

I like how “An underpaid blue-collar worker named Mike is forced by his employer into an isolated and inescapable environment with 4 robots while he attempts to keep a grip on his sanity” is a description that can describe both Five Nights at Freddys as well as Mystery Science Theater 3000.