Your Friendly Uncle

I HEARD THAT SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN WAS MAKING THOSE SEXY DAKIMAKURAS

krmgn:

SO I WAS EXPECTING AN EREN OR AN ARMIN OR A RIVAILLE OR EVEN A MIKASA BUT NO

IT WAS THIS

WHAT IS THIS

*stares at the world*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GOD, NO! NO, GOD, NO! NO, GOD! NO! NO! NO!

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

That article about being abstinent was actually from a Christian joke website, in case you were curious. I figures it was satire, and when i researched it, turned out it was. Thought you might want to know.

hewhoisknownasiam

Oh thank fucking Christ.

… or not. But you know what I mean.

evansjellylion:

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<Samus> If I see one more post about how "Tumblr taught me more than my bazillion years wasted in school!" I'm going to have to scream, "OH YEAH, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO MOTHER FUCKER? THOUGHT SO."
<RobotLyra> tumblr taught me teens will eat eachother alive and feel self righteous about it
<Samus> hahahaha
<Zafflesia> tumblr is such a weird place
<Samus> Tumblr taught me most of the Internet is younger than me now
<RobotLyra> tumblr taught me accept everyone regardless of color, creed, or orientation, but god fucking help you if you're in the wrong fandom
<Scarab> Tumblr taught me that overcorrecting for equality can be just as bad as leaving equality to work itself out.
<Scarab> Wait, did I say Tumblr? I meant Harrison Bergeron.
<Samus> Tumblr taught me something something cis white privilege something something
<RobotLyra> tumblr taught me five thousand snotty nicknames for benedict cumberbatch but whether you think he's hot or ugly, you're always wrong either way
<Zafflesia> and no one likes him for his acting, because his looks are more important
<Samus> Tumblr taught me Hannibal Supernatural Sherlock and a bunch of fandoms that come and go at the drop of a hat [Wreck It Ralph Rise of the Guardians]
<RobotLyra> tumblr taught me there is no peace save for death

pureponypleasure:

ponett:

the sign was completed on the day of the bug-off so i got to give it a design before the ceremony and now my town is celebrating a flutterdash sign

you’re doing god’s work son

tamerobot:

ridivenire:

Worst(?) advertising placement

oh GOD

OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tamerobot:

friendlyuncle:

best-of-funny:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

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What.

YOU’RE BOTH GROWN ASS PEOPLE HOW DO YOU.

wHY.

hOw CoUlD aNyOnE pOsSiBlY…

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Hold on, you can’t eat raw potatoes, right? This dude would rather build up alkaloids in his body than have sex with his wife? Sex that, by church tradition, is OK now that they’re married?

You can’t eat potatoes raw? This is new information to me.

That makes this so much worse.

It was already pretty bad.

I just.

You know I don’t wanna knock someone else’s lifestyle but what the fuck man.

best-of-funny:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

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I…

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What.

YOU’RE BOTH GROWN ASS PEOPLE HOW DO YOU.

wHY.

hOw CoUlD aNyOnE pOsSiBlY…

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