Your Friendly Uncle

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ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

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abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

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abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

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A lot of people will say that everybody has their own shit to deal with and that just because other people arguably have it worse off then that doesn’t make your shit any less legitimate.

…but the way people act I don’t think anyone actually believes that. Everyone acts more like we’re just in the shit olympics and if you don’t have a medal then fuck you because you’re not oppressed enough.

I need to spend some time away from Tumblr. I keep wanting to express my opinion about things and that’s a terrible idea.

Have you heard of the Nui is mako at the end theory if so I expect you to get down to the bottom of this
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killlakillfunfacts:

Thank you.

Thoughts that you never want to have:

"I may have overly trusted that fart."

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fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

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Whenever I embark on a venture ever that involves some sort of visual design or physical construction of any sort, I will have one person on staff whose job is to look at things and make sure nothing looks too much like a penis.
That’s it. That’s their whole job.
Because apparently that sort of thing is necessary.

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fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

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Whenever I embark on a venture ever that involves some sort of visual design or physical construction of any sort, I will have one person on staff whose job is to look at things and make sure nothing looks too much like a penis.

That’s it. That’s their whole job.

Because apparently that sort of thing is necessary.

robotseckshau5-mod:

qweety:

destinys-child-delani:

armouredswampert:

goingloco:

I have so many questions about this cover.

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS DICK A TARGET

omg

SO MANY DICK SHOTS

they missed his spark, ON PURPOSE.

robotseckshau5-mod:

qweety:

destinys-child-delani:

armouredswampert:

goingloco:

I have so many questions about this cover.

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS DICK A TARGET

omg

SO MANY DICK SHOTS

they missed his spark, ON PURPOSE.

Does anyone know how to stop being attracted to people you can’t have?

I would like to stop doing that, it’s frustrating.

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… Jesus Christ Disney…

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Jesus Christ Disney…

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… do they do this on purpose…?

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… do they do this on purpose…?